“…Catch A Bigger Fish!!”

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“Year One” trailer

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Wow…ik ben niet super impressed met de footage van deze trailer…echt geweldige cast? Maar spreken we hier van het ille-cast-wackass-script syndroom?

When a couple of lazy hunter-gatherers (Jack Black and Michael Cera) are banished from their primitive village, they set off on an epic journey through the ancient world in Columbia Pictures’ comedy “Year One.” Harold Ramis directs. The screenplay is by Harold Ramis & Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg (“The Office”) from a story by Harold Ramis. The film is produced by Judd Apatow, Harold Ramis, and Clayton Townsend.


13-08-2009 in de Nederlandse bioscopen te zien.

“Mystery Team” trailer!

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Hier een trailer van een van de films van het Sundance Film Festival.
Zware buzz hier om heen en ik zie wel waarom…dit lijkt me echt tof…nu alleen nog een studio voor de distrubutie en tis compleet!
Van Derrick Comedy

At age seven, Oakdale’s Mystery Team was a band of kid detectives dedicated to solving child-sized mysteries (like who put their finger in the pie, and who stole the tricycle), and the town loved them for it. Now they’re eighteen years old, about to graduate from high school, yet they’re still storming the playground to bust little kids, and the town of Oakdale is sick to death of it.

When a little girl sees their sign advertising “Mysteries Solved, Ten Cents,” she asks the gang to find out who killed her parents. The Team embarks on a mystery that takes them deep into a violent conspiracy that sees their lives threatened, their friendship strained and tests their claim that they’re “real detectives.”

“The Slammin’ Salmon” trailer! Red Band baby!

Van de idiots van Broken Lizard!

The story, to be written by the Broken Lizard troupe, revolves around a restaurant owner and former heavyweight champ who pits his wait staff against each other in a “Glengarry Glen Ross”-like competitions.

Cleon Salmon, is a restaurant owner and former heavyweight boxing champion who has to pay off a $20,000 debt pronto, or he will lose his upscale restaurant, the Slammin’ Salmon. Cleon tells his hard-pressed staff that unless they make a 20 grand profit in one night, he will administer major butt-kickings all around. The waiters find themselves embroiled in a no-holds-barred contest for the highest sales – but whether Cleon will make good on his promises of a big bonus to the winner remains to be seen.

De geniale dudes van Beerfest!

I’m going to break your dick off!

Hahaha

en Super Troopers!

“Duplicity” trailer

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Ik weet niet hoor, goed om die twee van Closer (2004) weer terug te zien, maar het spreekt me niet zo aan…wat jullie?

Oscar® winner Julia Roberts and Clive Owen reunite for “Duplicity,” from writer/director Tony Gilroy (seven-time Oscar®-nominated “Michael Clayton”).

In the film, they star as spies-turned-corporate operatives in the midst of a clandestine love affair. When they find themselves embroiled in a high-stakes espionage game, they discover the toughest part of the job is deciding how much to trust the one you love.

CIA officer Claire Stenwick (Roberts) and MI6 agent Ray Koval (Owen) have left the world of government intelligence to cash in on the highly profitable cold war raging between two rival multinational corporations. Their mission? Secure the formula for a product that will bring a fortune to the company that patents it first.

For their employers—industry titan Howard Tully (Tom Wilkinson) and buccaneer CEO Dick Garsik (Paul Giamatti)— nothing is out of bounds. But as the stakes rise, the mystery deepens and the tactics get dirtier, the trickiest secret for Claire and Ray is their growing attraction. And as they each try to stay one double-cross ahead, two career loners find their schemes endangered by the only thing they can’t cheat their way out of: love.


Ook bij Apple.com te zien.
26-03-2009 in Nederland!

Ein-de-lijk!!!

ZEKER DAT JE HIER OP ZAT TE WACHTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls,” Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace’s curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again.
Single mom Melissa couldn’t fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. (Flitter) have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa’s chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father’s comic footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates’ missing pets, and always with big mishaps.
But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested of the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad’s memory justice.

Say it isn’t so!!!!!!!! Wat bezielt studio execs?
Ehhh….deze film? EPIC FAIL!

De Wayans doen het ons weer aan…

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Dance Flick…godverdomme spoofs….waren er grappen die je niet zag aankomen? Ik denk dat ik liever Belly 2 kijk…of wacht ik kan gewoon mn ballen vast spijkeren aan mn dijbeen!

A rich, white girl from the suburbs finds herself on a series of misadventures when she moves to the mean streets of the inner-city.


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