Geekfiles: Raptor trophy!!!

Oke mensen…dus ehm…ik ben bijna jarig…ofzoiets…
ik ga bijna verhuizen…nieuw huisje…mooi netjes…en ja er zal vast wel een GeekMinded gesponsord housewarming party zijn…leuk leuk…cadeautjes? Ik heb wel een idee…

Up for auction is a full size replica of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park. It measures 28 inches from the nose to base of the mount. It is made of high quality poly urethane resin that has been painted and sealed. The dinosaur is mounted to a wooden base that can be mounted to a wall like a trophy animal.


Alsjeblieft jongens, ik verdien het…
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Jay-Z’s Six Principles To Living The Best Life

Inspiratie nodig onderweg naar money, power & respect?

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Be Your Own Biggest Fan…
“Believe in whatever it is you’re doing. If you don’t believe it, no one else will.”

Take Control, Then Let It Go…
“Work really hard and apply yourself in a way that when the job is done, you can look in the mirror and say, ‘I’ve exhausted all possibilities. I’ve done everything to make this right’. After that, let it go: It’s out of your control.”

Focus On The Process, Not The Result…..
“People get consumed by the trappings of success. They forget the reason they wanted to do what they wanted to do in the first place. Whether you have zero money or a million dollars, it doesn’t change who you are. Keep yourself inspired.”

Never Act On Your Fears…
“Card players have a saying: ‘Play the cards, not the money’. If your hand is good, it doesn’t matter if there’s $2 on the table or $2,000. You determine your outcome. Don’t make decisions based on the fear. People can be jealous of you and bait you, but you can be mature and handle the situation.”

Use Money The Right Way…..
“For some people money can be a burden and lead to bad decisions. But money should make you comfortable so that you don’t have to compromise yourself or do anything just for money. It should give you the freedom to do what you love.”

Don’t Stop Growing…..
“Growth doesn’t stop when you’ve become successful. That’s when it starts.”

“Ehhh…wat?”

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Who dares swims…

Louis Vuitton – Kanye West

Dus ik was van plan om 2 paar (de lichte Don’s en de Mr Hudson’s) van die LV – Kanye kicks te halen, maar nu ik die prijzen zie moet ik het misschien toch maar bij 1 paar houden. Zwaar gestoord dit. Exclusiviteit is leuk, maar dat heb je ook bij een gehalveerde prijs.

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MADness: Motherfuck your couch…

…I’ll fuck your shoe bitch!

Ninja turtle goin to fuck that shit! And make some nice noises with it too!
A.D.I.D.A.S.!!

MADness: EINDELIJK!!!

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Jizz in my pants!

Unbreakable baby!
Ik wil dit! Dit wordt hoe dan ook gekocht!
Ik dacht dat ik goede ideeën had…
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godverdomme…
Komt gewoon op een rolletje en als het zonnetje schijnt kan je gewoon een brilletje afscheuren en opdoen!
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MI-AUW!!!!

For Spring/Summer 2009, the never-boring Azumi & David are extending their ‘body tape’ line (which currently includes watches, ties, and bracelets) to include sticky sunglasses. (I guess it won’t matter if you sit on them, then will it? On second thought, it would suck to walk around with a fake pair of sticky specs on your ass.)

Who the fuck needs eye-brows anyways!
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http://www.azumianddavid.com/home/

PEW PEW!: Ehhh….JA!

Briljant idee nummer 651?
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Jaja de Shot-Gun!
get it…shotje pistool…shot-gun…WOW!!!

Armed with the Alcohol Shot Gun, you can re-enact the most memorable movie scenes from “Dirty Harry” to “Matrix”. “Do you feel lucky, sucker” is the only question? Pour in an ounce of your favorite drink into the cartridge, cock the trigger, point and shoot.

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Zie je mensen al Dirty Harry spelen terwijl ze shotjes booze in elkaars mondjes schieten…wow…

Pillowig!

EINDELIJK!

Jaja als de Pilo Pilo nog niet genoeg was heb ik vandaag iets leukers in de aanbieding!
De Pillowig!
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Why bother with horse hair when u can sleep on the go!
THIS
IS
AWESOME!


http://itp.nyu.edu/~jyp243/jy/pillow.htm

Lego Madness: Motherf**ers!

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Ja hoor! Werknemers bij Lego krijgen gewoon een mini-fig als business kaartje!
De mini-fig krijgt ook gewoon de features van de lucky son-of-a!
Die van mij zou dus awesome zijn!
Godverdomme…some ppl have it all!!

Anyways here is ook nog een lijstje met originele business cards! Pjies!
http://www.quicksprout.com/2008/09/20/creative-business-cards-that-make-you-look-twice/

Pilo Pilo!!

Motherfuck, I had to come out of early retirement for this!

Ring + kussen = AWESOMENESS!!!!

Voor de true pacifist! Om te pitten niet om te slappen!

Pilo-Pilo is a finger ring with a mini cushion attached to it. People have the tendency of resting their cheek on their fist when they are thinking, daydreaming… falling asleep; a fashionable yet portable cushion might just provide the companionship that you’ve long sought in those tedious boring hours in school, at work… or when you got stood up in a date.

Ja ladies en gents, dit is inderdaad het enige wat je nog nodig gaat hebben in het leven!
In verschillende kleuren, patronen en maten te vinden op de product site!
Dit wordt een trend!!!